THE BEST MOVIE EVER IN HISTORY

This happens to be the best movie ever in history,so critics say and  Ecity-101 agrees,we decided to  post the trailer on our blog so you  all can watch and expect something great,some  critics say this movie is more better than  the AVATAR and  TITANIC put together.

HOW TO MAKE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND IN 5seconds.....

Hello guys
   This is jesseHillary from Ecity-101
        So many times people either blog about it or make a you tube video on how to get  a girlfriend in a quickie but in this blog i would specify on the ladies on how to get the best boyfriend in 5seconds,because today in Ukraine where i stay is the women's day and i thought it wise to pass across my  very vast knowledge to all the ladies all over the world and i assure you that this tips would work for you.
     First of all.

• A guy likes some one who is very confident  in her self ,so when you are  asked out to your first dinner,make sure you are your self,maybe you do not like his shirt so you  could tell him this way..... ."honey  i think that shirt  looks like it was dropped in a dog's doddle before you wore it".and when he hears this words coming out  from your mouth he would be so pleased at your confidence telling him that despite the fact he was going to give you a dirty slap across the face and then  send you over to CHRIS BROWN for more whooping.
• Secondly a guy likes a lady who has a good sense of humour  and when ever he cracks  a joke you should always  laugh as a matter of fact even if he talks about how his  mom just died of cancer just keeping laughing at him and tell him his mom looked like MARILYN MONROE  in the casket, he knows its a joke and i bet you  he would be glad that you are happy with his  jokes,even though  he would be the one laughing at you in your  casket after  dinner.
• Also body language is very important if you want to get a guy when you talk to him make sure you look him  in the eye and make sure your eyes are very wide open when looking at him do not worry it wouldn't freak him out instead he would be very comfortable  ,then give him a  big smile make sure the back of your head is showing through your mouth when smiling,i tell you it helps that he knows you are someone with a big smile.
• Next you have to be interested in what a guy likes so you should make sure to talk about poems,reading,jazz,OPRAH WINFREY,jersey shore,pets,nature,this always works,because guys are not really interested in any other thing than  that,do not allow him to talk  as guys like to listen to you talk about OPRAH WINFREYand SNOOKI all through the dinner.
• Guys like it when you play hard to get  so when you are talking to him and he insist on giving you a kiss or he touches your hand gently,play hard to get by grabbing hold of  maybe a wine bottle a smash it on his head,call the cops and have him sued for rape,do not worry guys like it that way,you are only playing hard to get,with this he would want you more and more while in jail and when he comes out  you would see that he would love you the more,even though you would love him from afar with him still on earth and you in hell dead, love always abound.
• A guy likes it when you also get along with his friends that way he feel comfortable with you in presence of his  friends ,so what you should do is  call his friends in the middle of the dinner and tell them how you love them so much and how you like to get  close with each of them with no limits ,for him to know  that you are close with his friends make sure he hears the conversation on the phone with you and all his friends,i bet you he would be the most happiest man on earth.
• Guys like  a honest lady so if maybe you both talk about your your exes tell him every thing,maybe all the guys you slept with,make sure to give details of every encounter ,he would know that you are honest to the core,its sexy to be that honest.

Guys this tips i have given you was what my girlfriend used on me and it totally worked so i hope you try this at your own expense and i  promise you  that if you apply this tips it would work and  give you a very effective response

WHY IS MY MOM IN FACEBOOK ?????

Hello guys
    JesseHillz from Ecity-101
         So guys have you had maybe your mom or dad as your friend on FACEBOOK to me it really sucks big time because then you are not free to socialize or post a very nasty message on FACEBOOK and if you try to remove them then you get into trouble.

      I had a very bad experience  with my  mom concerning FACEBOOK,i foolishly made a mistake and introduced her to face book,when newly face book came out i was so eager to add my whole family as my friends but i did not add my dad nor did i do same for my mom and the worst i feared happened she sent me a friend request but i refuse to  accept it,things got a little bit weird when she would always ask me if i  have been on face book lately so as to know if i had seen her friend request initially i always lied to her and said that face book was so boring and i do not visit face book any more and she always gave me a stern look and quietly walked away,it became worse when daily my dinner began to get smaller and smaller and then i realised that if i heard to be fed well i would have to accept that friend request.

So i had no option but to accept the friend request with regret and immediately she noticed i had done that  she laughed mockingly and said "whose your mummy now" ,from then on face book became like hell for me any post,message or even picture i put on FACEBOOK that are a little bit mature i would always get this sign from my mom.

I was already becoming so frustrated by this sometimes i even was made jest of from my friends and this made me even more worse,she became like the face book mom of evil deeds,my life  became like hell,there was no more privacy any more so what i did was that i went  through the internet and found this logo and i decided to post it on my wall.And  not only did my mom fire back at me ,i tell you over 20 more moms were pissed at my post i immediately removed it from my wall and never spoke of it again.

This continued for some days until my  very close friend decided to do something to me that was not so cool,he posted  a picture  that was  very provoking.It was not really funny and i was so mad that  i did something so funny and stupid,i met my mom and asked her to choose between our relationship and FACEBOOK and she looked at me for a while and burst into laughter and stood up to walk away and while walking ,she turned and said "i love face book" and then she  went away leaving me with my mouth wide open.

Sometimes i wonder why ......

this sucks man!!

    FACE BOOK has ruined my life i wish if  face book was human i would shoot  it  right through the heart with the  most bad-ass gun i can ever found in this world.So guys this has been my  way of life on FACEBOOK.








                                                                                                                                                                             

THE RUSSIANS AND VODKA

Hello guys
    JesseHillary from Ecity-101
             Living  here in this country could be fun and sometimes could be really frustating,if you guys remember from my former blog  when i blogged about "CONFESSIONS OF A VODKAHOLIC" it was no joke i tell you ,but  i have a problem with the russians and vodka.

           I was in a club previously and as usual was having a good time with my friends when suddenly some russian guys walked up to me in particular the smallest of all my friends and demanded i come drink with them but looking back at my  experience i had with vodka i declined politely but the drunk  boys became offended  and decided  that we should fight outside of the club ,now i was very  suprised because i had very huge friends with me but i was the one who was picked on,my foolish friends did not know what was going on as the  music  was playing loudly,i tried giving them signs but they could not understand meanwhile the boys grabbed me by the hand so we could go fight ,what saved me was that as they  pulled me away i also did  same to one of my friends and he did same to  the other person and that was how i was rescued from being beaten black and blue.
       Yesterday night i was at the bus stop waiting for the bus to come,i was coming from a friends house,while waiting a very drunk elderly man  staggered all the way to meet me and my room mate samuel and was  blabbing  about what i could understand only a little and it turns out he just caught his wife with his brother making love so his only help was VODKA ,i really felt for him as infidelity was not a joke but was funny when he leaned against the traffic light post,he was standing and sleeping,when the bus came he went in with us ,and continued to speak without stop,he also followed us to come down from the bus and was following us at our back  to our house,we decided to use a different route as to be sure if he was truly tailing us and surprisingly   he did not go away ,it was very late at night every where was dark and i brought up a solution to beat alcoholism out of his  body but samuel declined,suddenly he became so furious at me and nobody told me before i started begging him saying.

"please  sir i am not your drunk brother that slept with your wife so leave me alone" and i tell

you guys this man threw a solid punch at me but luckily my reflexes was quick and he missed immediately i took to my heels and ran like  a mad man and i am sure even USAIN BOLTS would not run like that ,while running i stopped to check on friend samuel only to find out that he had already reached the gate to our house and was trying to get in so i raced on.

        Every time i get this kind of experience just because of the influence of vodka on the Russians.

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WOMENS DAY IN UKRAINE

Hello guys
     JesseHillary from Ectiy-101

           So guys in my previous blog i might have mentioned that i live in ukraine and here in ukraine i learn something new every single day i step out of my house.
          Recently i learnt from my russian friends that there is a holiday for  women in ukraine(WOMENS DAY) and  we even have to stop lectures just because of this holiday,which is the worse timing for me,because i really am not very romantic unfortunately but my russian girl is so happy to celebrate womens day but i am not ,frankly i do not give a damn about it.but when it comes to  the whites i love the way they express their love  to each other and when i say  that i meant man and woman only.
        Yesterday i was walking home from lectures  and i saw a young white fellow waiting  anxiously for his girlfriend outside her school building  so as to give her just a rose flower when the bell rings for school to be over and i know when she comes out and sees this she would be so happy, but  when you give that to a black woman lets say a Nigerian woman,the next thing you would recieve is a  sound slap across the face and insults for buying a rose flower for her,she would prefer you give her money or  something edible, its always eating for a black Nigerian woman.
          Back to my topic the WOMENS DAY,and if i do not buy her a rose flower or something to show my love then i am in big trouble for the rest of that day,you would not blame  me for not being romantic when all i get in my country for buying a Nigerian girl  flowers and a box of chocolate is a  slap and insults,do not get me wrong i love my country but when it comes to romance its not for Nigerians at all,maybe later i would write a blog on" Nigerian women" and i would tell you reasons why they are not romantic.

          Now she wants me to do something special for her  on the 8TH OF MARCH and frankly i can not  stand in the cold just like that white fellow to just pass out rose flowers,i have completely run out  of ideas,and i would not even think about creating a love video for her because the last time i did that i mistakenly sent it to  a married woman and her husband and i tried wine and chocolate but as i  am writing this blog i am eating the chocolate and drinking the wine,don't blame me i was hungry ,believe me this  day is very important in Ukraine for women and i can not afford to mess up at this point.Because i think she deserves the best,maybe i would pay the white  love-crazy guy to stand there for me or bad idea i would rather do it the Nigerian way and to all you Ukrainians reading this blog happy  WOMENS DAY  and if you would like to know how to celebrate with your spouse in the Nigerian way place a comment in the comment box,believe me the Nigerian way is awesome.

love sucks 

     Oh my god! i was about to publish this post now and she called me and said i should not worry about buying her a gift of any sort as her friend was taking her out for dinner this night wwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaattttttttt!!!!! are you kidding me.

WELCOME AGAIN

hello guys
            this is still JesseHillary but this time with a different blog and different stuffs to talk about,as it is i can no longer write about life experiences any more ,so i am stuck with just pure entertainment,hope you guys still  support me blog just like  the old times,i promise  more diverse and better stuffs.
                           JesseHillary and am out
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