JesseHillary from Ectiy-101
So guys in my previous blog i might have mentioned that i live in ukraine and here in ukraine i learn something new every single day i step out of my house.
Recently i learnt from my russian friends that there is a holiday for women in ukraine(WOMENS DAY) and we even have to stop lectures just because of this holiday,which is the worse timing for me,because i really am not very romantic unfortunately but my russian girl is so happy to celebrate womens day but i am not ,frankly i do not give a damn about it.but when it comes to the whites i love the way they express their love to each other and when i say that i meant man and woman only.
Yesterday i was walking home from lectures and i saw a young white fellow waiting anxiously for his girlfriend outside her school building so as to give her just a rose flower when the bell rings for school to be over and i know when she comes out and sees this she would be so happy, but when you give that to a black woman lets say a Nigerian woman,the next thing you would recieve is a sound slap across the face and insults for buying a rose flower for her,she would prefer you give her money or something edible, its always eating for a black Nigerian woman.
Back to my topic the WOMENS DAY,and if i do not buy her a rose flower or something to show my love then i am in big trouble for the rest of that day,you would not blame me for not being romantic when all i get in my country for buying a Nigerian girl flowers and a box of chocolate is a slap and insults,do not get me wrong i love my country but when it comes to romance its not for Nigerians at all,maybe later i would write a blog on" Nigerian women" and i would tell you reasons why they are not romantic.
Now she wants me to do something special for her on the 8TH OF MARCH and frankly i can not stand in the cold just like that white fellow to just pass out rose flowers,i have completely run out of ideas,and i would not even think about creating a love video for her because the last time i did that i mistakenly sent it to a married woman and her husband and i tried wine and chocolate but as i am writing this blog i am eating the chocolate and drinking the wine,don't blame me i was hungry ,believe me this day is very important in Ukraine for women and i can not afford to mess up at this point.Because i think she deserves the best,maybe i would pay the white love-crazy guy to stand there for me or bad idea i would rather do it the Nigerian way and to all you Ukrainians reading this blog happy WOMENS DAY and if you would like to know how to celebrate with your spouse in the Nigerian way place a comment in the comment box,believe me the Nigerian way is awesome.
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Oh my god! i was about to publish this post now and she called me and said i should not worry about buying her a gift of any sort as her friend was taking her out for dinner this night wwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaattttttttt!!!!! are you kidding me.
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