Tuesday, March 6, 2012

WOMENS DAY IN UKRAINE

Hello guys
     JesseHillary from Ectiy-101
           So guys in my previous blog i might have mentioned that i live in ukraine and here in ukraine i learn something new every single day i step out of my house.
          Recently i learnt from my russian friends that there is a holiday for  women in ukraine(WOMENS DAY) and  we even have to stop lectures just because of this holiday,which is the worse timing for me,because i really am not very romantic unfortunately but my russian girl is so happy to celebrate womens day but i am not ,frankly i do not give a damn about it.but when it comes to  the whites i love the way they express their love  to each other and when i say  that i meant man and woman only.
        Yesterday i was walking home from lectures  and i saw a young white fellow waiting  anxiously for his girlfriend outside her school building  so as to give her just a rose flower when the bell rings for school to be over and i know when she comes out and sees this she would be so happy, but  when you give that to a black woman lets say a Nigerian woman,the next thing you would recieve is a  sound slap across the face and insults for buying a rose flower for her,she would prefer you give her money or  something edible, its always eating for a black Nigerian woman.
          Back to my topic the WOMENS DAY,and if i do not buy her a rose flower or something to show my love then i am in big trouble for the rest of that day,you would not blame  me for not being romantic when all i get in my country for buying a Nigerian girl  flowers and a box of chocolate is a  slap and insults,do not get me wrong i love my country but when it comes to romance its not for Nigerians at all,maybe later i would write a blog on" Nigerian women" and i would tell you reasons why they are not romantic.
          Now she wants me to do something special for her  on the 8TH OF MARCH and frankly i can not  stand in the cold just like that white fellow to just pass out rose flowers,i have completely run out  of ideas,and i would not even think about creating a love video for her because the last time i did that i mistakenly sent it to  a married woman and her husband and i tried wine and chocolate but as i  am writing this blog i am eating the chocolate and drinking the wine,don't blame me i was hungry ,believe me this  day is very important in Ukraine for women and i can not afford to mess up at this point.Because i think she deserves the best,maybe i would pay the white  love-crazy guy to stand there for me or bad idea i would rather do it the Nigerian way and to all you Ukrainians reading this blog happy  WOMENS DAY  and if you would like to know how to celebrate with your spouse in the Nigerian way place a comment in the comment box,believe me the Nigerian way is awesome.
love sucks 
     Oh my god! i was about to publish this post now and she called me and said i should not worry about buying her a gift of any sort as her friend was taking her out for dinner this night wwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaattttttttt!!!!! are you kidding me.
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