Wednesday, March 7, 2012

THE RUSSIANS AND VODKA

Hello guys
    JesseHillary from Ecity-101
             Living  here in this country could be fun and sometimes could be really frustating,if you guys remember from my former blog  when i blogged about "CONFESSIONS OF A VODKAHOLIC" it was no joke i tell you ,but  i have a problem with the russians and vodka.
           I was in a club previously and as usual was having a good time with my friends when suddenly some russian guys walked up to me in particular the smallest of all my friends and demanded i come drink with them but looking back at my  experience i had with vodka i declined politely but the drunk  boys became offended  and decided  that we should fight outside of the club ,now i was very  suprised because i had very huge friends with me but i was the one who was picked on,my foolish friends did not know what was going on as the  music  was playing loudly,i tried giving them signs but they could not understand meanwhile the boys grabbed me by the hand so we could go fight ,what saved me was that as they  pulled me away i also did  same to one of my friends and he did same to  the other person and that was how i was rescued from being beaten black and blue.
       Yesterday night i was at the bus stop waiting for the bus to come,i was coming from a friends house,while waiting a very drunk elderly man  staggered all the way to meet me and my room mate samuel and was  blabbing  about what i could understand only a little and it turns out he just caught his wife with his brother making love so his only help was VODKA ,i really felt for him as infidelity was not a joke but was funny when he leaned against the traffic light post,he was standing and sleeping,when the bus came he went in with us ,and continued to speak without stop,he also followed us to come down from the bus and was following us at our back  to our house,we decided to use a different route as to be sure if he was truly tailing us and surprisingly   he did not go away ,it was very late at night every where was dark and i brought up a solution to beat alcoholism out of his  body but samuel declined,suddenly he became so furious at me and nobody told me before i started begging him saying.
"please  sir i am not your drunk brother that slept with your wife so leave me alone" and i tell
you guys this man threw a solid punch at me but luckily my reflexes was quick and he missed immediately i took to my heels and ran like  a mad man and i am sure even USAIN BOLTS would not run like that ,while running i stopped to check on friend samuel only to find out that he had already reached the gate to our house and was trying to get in so i raced on.
        Every time i get this kind of experience just because of the influence of vodka on the Russians.
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1 comment:

  1. nice one G....4kin missed the former blog..

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