3CUBES....: 03/07/12

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

WHY IS MY MOM IN FACEBOOK ?????

Hello guys
JesseHillz from Ecity-101
So guys have you had maybe your mom or dad as your friend on FACEBOOK to me it really sucks big time because then you are not free to socialize or post a very nasty message on FACEBOOK and if you try to remove them then you get into trouble.

I had a very bad experience with my mom concerning FACEBOOK,i foolishly made a mistake and introduced her to face book,when newly face book came out i was so eager to add my whole family as my friends but i did not add my dad nor did i do same for my mom and the worst i feared happened she sent me a friend request but i refuse to accept it,things got a little bit weird when she would always ask me if i have been on face book lately so as to know if i had seen her friend request initially i always lied to her and said that face book was so boring and i do not visit face book any more and she always gave me a stern look and quietly walked away,it became worse when daily my dinner began to get smaller and smaller and then i realised that if i heard to be fed well i would have to accept that friend request.

So i had no option but to accept the friend request with regret and immediately she noticed i had done that she laughed mockingly and said "whose your mummy now" ,from then on face book became like hell for me any post,message or even picture i put on FACEBOOK that are a little bit mature i would always get this sign from my mom.

I was already becoming so frustrated by this sometimes i even was made jest of from my friends and this made me even more worse,she became like the face book mom of evil deeds,my life became like hell,there was no more privacy any more so what i did was that i went through the internet and found this logo and i decided to post it on my wall.And not only did my mom fire back at me ,i tell you over 20 more moms were pissed at my post i immediately removed it from my wall and never spoke of it again.

This continued for some days until my very close friend decided to do something to me that was not so cool,he posted a picture that was very provoking.It was not really funny and i was so mad that i did something so funny and stupid,i met my mom and asked her to choose between our relationship and FACEBOOK and she looked at me for a while and burst into laughter and stood up to walk away and while walking ,she turned and said "i love face book" and then she went away leaving me with my mouth wide open.

Sometimes i wonder why ......

this sucks man!!

FACE BOOK has ruined my life i wish if face book was human i would shoot it right through the heart with the most bad-ass gun i can ever found in this world.So guys this has been my way of life on FACEBOOK.

THE RUSSIANS AND VODKA

Hello guys
JesseHillary from Ecity-101
Living here in this country could be fun and sometimes could be really frustating,if you guys remember from my former blog when i blogged about "CONFESSIONS OF A VODKAHOLIC" it was no joke i tell you ,but i have a problem with the russians and vodka.

I was in a club previously and as usual was having a good time with my friends when suddenly some russian guys walked up to me in particular the smallest of all my friends and demanded i come drink with them but looking back at my experience i had with vodka i declined politely but the drunk boys became offended and decided that we should fight outside of the club ,now i was very suprised because i had very huge friends with me but i was the one who was picked on,my foolish friends did not know what was going on as the music was playing loudly,i tried giving them signs but they could not understand meanwhile the boys grabbed me by the hand so we could go fight ,what saved me was that as they pulled me away i also did same to one of my friends and he did same to the other person and that was how i was rescued from being beaten black and blue.
Yesterday night i was at the bus stop waiting for the bus to come,i was coming from a friends house,while waiting a very drunk elderly man staggered all the way to meet me and my room mate samuel and was blabbing about what i could understand only a little and it turns out he just caught his wife with his brother making love so his only help was VODKA ,i really felt for him as infidelity was not a joke but was funny when he leaned against the traffic light post,he was standing and sleeping,when the bus came he went in with us ,and continued to speak without stop,he also followed us to come down from the bus and was following us at our back to our house,we decided to use a different route as to be sure if he was truly tailing us and surprisingly he did not go away ,it was very late at night every where was dark and i brought up a solution to beat alcoholism out of his body but samuel declined,suddenly he became so furious at me and nobody told me before i started begging him saying.

"please sir i am not your drunk brother that slept with your wife so leave me alone" and i tell

you guys this man threw a solid punch at me but luckily my reflexes was quick and he missed immediately i took to my heels and ran like a mad man and i am sure even USAIN BOLTS would not run like that ,while running i stopped to check on friend samuel only to find out that he had already reached the gate to our house and was trying to get in so i raced on.