THE RUSSIANS AND VODKA

Hello guys
    JesseHillary from Ecity-101
             Living  here in this country could be fun and sometimes could be really frustating,if you guys remember from my former blog  when i blogged about "CONFESSIONS OF A VODKAHOLIC" it was no joke i tell you ,but  i have a problem with the russians and vodka.

           I was in a club previously and as usual was having a good time with my friends when suddenly some russian guys walked up to me in particular the smallest of all my friends and demanded i come drink with them but looking back at my  experience i had with vodka i declined politely but the drunk  boys became offended  and decided  that we should fight outside of the club ,now i was very  suprised because i had very huge friends with me but i was the one who was picked on,my foolish friends did not know what was going on as the  music  was playing loudly,i tried giving them signs but they could not understand meanwhile the boys grabbed me by the hand so we could go fight ,what saved me was that as they  pulled me away i also did  same to one of my friends and he did same to  the other person and that was how i was rescued from being beaten black and blue.
       Yesterday night i was at the bus stop waiting for the bus to come,i was coming from a friends house,while waiting a very drunk elderly man  staggered all the way to meet me and my room mate samuel and was  blabbing  about what i could understand only a little and it turns out he just caught his wife with his brother making love so his only help was VODKA ,i really felt for him as infidelity was not a joke but was funny when he leaned against the traffic light post,he was standing and sleeping,when the bus came he went in with us ,and continued to speak without stop,he also followed us to come down from the bus and was following us at our back  to our house,we decided to use a different route as to be sure if he was truly tailing us and surprisingly   he did not go away ,it was very late at night every where was dark and i brought up a solution to beat alcoholism out of his  body but samuel declined,suddenly he became so furious at me and nobody told me before i started begging him saying.

"please  sir i am not your drunk brother that slept with your wife so leave me alone" and i tell

you guys this man threw a solid punch at me but luckily my reflexes was quick and he missed immediately i took to my heels and ran like  a mad man and i am sure even USAIN BOLTS would not run like that ,while running i stopped to check on friend samuel only to find out that he had already reached the gate to our house and was trying to get in so i raced on.

        Every time i get this kind of experience just because of the influence of vodka on the Russians.

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WOMENS DAY IN UKRAINE

Hello guys
     JesseHillary from Ectiy-101

           So guys in my previous blog i might have mentioned that i live in ukraine and here in ukraine i learn something new every single day i step out of my house.
          Recently i learnt from my russian friends that there is a holiday for  women in ukraine(WOMENS DAY) and  we even have to stop lectures just because of this holiday,which is the worse timing for me,because i really am not very romantic unfortunately but my russian girl is so happy to celebrate womens day but i am not ,frankly i do not give a damn about it.but when it comes to  the whites i love the way they express their love  to each other and when i say  that i meant man and woman only.
        Yesterday i was walking home from lectures  and i saw a young white fellow waiting  anxiously for his girlfriend outside her school building  so as to give her just a rose flower when the bell rings for school to be over and i know when she comes out and sees this she would be so happy, but  when you give that to a black woman lets say a Nigerian woman,the next thing you would recieve is a  sound slap across the face and insults for buying a rose flower for her,she would prefer you give her money or  something edible, its always eating for a black Nigerian woman.
          Back to my topic the WOMENS DAY,and if i do not buy her a rose flower or something to show my love then i am in big trouble for the rest of that day,you would not blame  me for not being romantic when all i get in my country for buying a Nigerian girl  flowers and a box of chocolate is a  slap and insults,do not get me wrong i love my country but when it comes to romance its not for Nigerians at all,maybe later i would write a blog on" Nigerian women" and i would tell you reasons why they are not romantic.

          Now she wants me to do something special for her  on the 8TH OF MARCH and frankly i can not  stand in the cold just like that white fellow to just pass out rose flowers,i have completely run out  of ideas,and i would not even think about creating a love video for her because the last time i did that i mistakenly sent it to  a married woman and her husband and i tried wine and chocolate but as i  am writing this blog i am eating the chocolate and drinking the wine,don't blame me i was hungry ,believe me this  day is very important in Ukraine for women and i can not afford to mess up at this point.Because i think she deserves the best,maybe i would pay the white  love-crazy guy to stand there for me or bad idea i would rather do it the Nigerian way and to all you Ukrainians reading this blog happy  WOMENS DAY  and if you would like to know how to celebrate with your spouse in the Nigerian way place a comment in the comment box,believe me the Nigerian way is awesome.

love sucks 

     Oh my god! i was about to publish this post now and she called me and said i should not worry about buying her a gift of any sort as her friend was taking her out for dinner this night wwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaattttttttt!!!!! are you kidding me.

WELCOME AGAIN

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            this is still JesseHillary but this time with a different blog and different stuffs to talk about,as it is i can no longer write about life experiences any more ,so i am stuck with just pure entertainment,hope you guys still  support me blog just like  the old times,i promise  more diverse and better stuffs.
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